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Monday, March 31, 2014
X-men: Days of Futures Past - Decoding Whether It Will Suck
I've avoided talking about the upcoming X-men: Days of Futures Past movie on this blog and for good reason. Every time I start talking about the X-men movies, I get so worked up I need three shots of heroin just to keep the veins in my neck from exploding. I've made no secret of my sentiment towards the X-men movies. I think they all suck more balls than Jenna Jameson in her prime. But I know I can't ignore this shit. It's going to give off a shitty stench no matter what I say or don't say. But I wouldn't be much of an X-men fan and this wouldn't be much of a blog if I didn't at least mention this movie. And at the request of someone from The Hollywood Reporter, I think I have something I can share with my wonderful readers that doesn't involve a shot of heroin.
Longtime X-Men fans have bemoaned the fact that this summer’s X-Men:
Days of Future Past sends Wolverine back in time to prevent a
particularly dystopian future instead of Kitty Pryde, who served that
role in the original comic version of the story. But what if there’s
more going on than people suspected?
I love that Mystique seems to have a bigger role than she normally would have if Rebecca were still playing her, but it's still shit. DOFP was NOT a storyline that should've been attempted as a movie. Out of all the thousands of stories they went with that one and it makes no fucking sense. Other than Singer wanted to merge his X cast with this new one. And personally I don't give a shit about Kitty Pryde, so the focus shifting to Wolverine is better and makes more sense. The Audience has seen enough of Hugh Jackman to take things from his perspective. Its the same thing claremont did with Kitty the same plot device. I am pissed off that Emma won't be coming back, and isn't mentioned...unless they're going to spin off the Mass. School.
this movie will blow soooo hard just like all the rest of the xmen movies ....is it so damn hard to get some yellow and blue team colors and why the hell is a 6' 2" hugh jackman still playing a 5' 4"- 5' 6" wolverine..wolverine's small stature is one of the things that makes his character so great...old magneto looks like hes bout to break a hip...and all these side characters that dont even matter lk blink and warpath..and the sentinels look like shit THIS MOVIE WILL BLOW
i don't think you actually do heroin. you do way too much writing for someone to be that high and drunk all the time.
ReplyDeleteI love that Mystique seems to have a bigger role than she normally would have if Rebecca were still playing her, but it's still shit. DOFP was NOT a storyline that should've been attempted as a movie. Out of all the thousands of stories they went with that one and it makes no fucking sense. Other than Singer wanted to merge his X cast with this new one. And personally I don't give a shit about Kitty Pryde, so the focus shifting to Wolverine is better and makes more sense. The Audience has seen enough of Hugh Jackman to take things from his perspective. Its the same thing claremont did with Kitty the same plot device. I am pissed off that Emma won't be coming back, and isn't mentioned...unless they're going to spin off the Mass. School.
ReplyDeletethis movie will blow soooo hard just like all the rest of the xmen movies ....is it so damn hard to get some yellow and blue team colors and why the hell is a 6' 2" hugh jackman still playing a 5' 4"- 5' 6" wolverine..wolverine's small stature is one of the things that makes his character so great...old magneto looks like hes bout to break a hip...and all these side characters that dont even matter lk blink and warpath..and the sentinels look like shit THIS MOVIE WILL BLOW
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