Monday, October 12, 2015

Vulnerable Invincibility: Invincible Iron Man #1

The following is my review of Invincible Iron Man #1, which was posted on PopMatters.com.


Contrary to the belief of every hippie, communist, and Bernie Sanders supporter, the ultra-rich of the world have a vested interest in not destroying it. What's the point of having all that wealth and power if there's not an intact world in which to flaunt it? But unlike riots and petitions, the ultra-rich actually have the resources with which to save the world. They don't need superpowers. Sometimes, having the real-life equivalent to the infinite money cheat in Skyrim is just as good.

Tony Stark is the embodiment of this concept. He's unambiguous in his desire to save the world. He doesn't hide behind a mask like Bruce Wayne or Spider-Man. He makes saving the world part of his brand and from a pure business perspective, it's brilliant. What customer wouldn't respond to a brand that both claims to save the world and actually does more than fund Al Gore documentaries? Even if Tony Stark is an arrogant jerk, he's still an arrogant jerk who's trying to save the world.

It's the arrogant jerk part, however, that often undermines his goal and his competence. That's what makes Tony Stark such a compelling character. He's arrogant enough to flaunt his money and hook up with every stripper in Las Vegas, but he's also driven enough to use his resources to protect a world in ways that nobody else can. That imbalance has driven his story for decades and Robert Downey Jr. helped turn it into a billion-dollar boon for Marvel and Disney. Invincible Iron Man #1 probably won't make quite as much money without Robert Downey Jr. being involved, but it does offer a version of Tony Stark that's fit for any Joss Whedon movie.

Even before the events of Secret Wars, Tony was in an usual place. He found out that he is not the biological son of Howard and Maria Stark. He also pushed away his long-time assistant and friend, Pepper Potts, in a way that wasn't nearly as kind as Gweneth Paltrow's conscious decoupling. He's basically raw, like pro-bowl football player who just got cut because he screwed up off the field one too many times.

But he still has plenty of talent and potential to offer. He just needs to convince others he's still got it while not letting his arrogance get the better of him. And for a man who makes cute redheaded holographic assistants, that's a challenge.

For most of the story that plays out in Invincible Iron Man #1, Tony Stark is not in his armor. And having just created another new set, it's quite a feat for him to not take out for a test drive while the metal is still warm. Instead, he spends a good amount of time chatting with Dr. Amara Perera, a fairly run-of-the-mill beautiful female genius who sounds like a knock-off of half the female characters on CSI. While she does little to set herself apart, her conversation with Stark is pretty revealing.

It's this conversation that reveals some of Tony Stark's deeper insecurities. They talk about inventions that they dare not reveal because of the damage they would do. Unlike the inventor of the ski-mask, they know the dangers of being a genius. They can create things that a world full of non-geniuses world might not be ready for. And being able to surmise which invention won't do more harm than good takes a genius that Tony Stark simply does not possess.

Between Extremis 3.0 and the big gun that he used to fight the Phoenix Force, Tony has shown an uncanny inability to make this determination. It's his greatest vulnerability in that his genius tends to create as many problems as it solves. Creating a suit of armor that can save lives and punch Dr. Doom in the jaw is all well and good. But creating a giant gun to fight a cosmic force? That demonstrates that Tony Stark's genius has more than its share of flaws and as smart as he is, he tends to learn from it at a 4th grade level at best.

This vulnerability with Dr. Perera makes for some nice insight into Tony Stark, even if it fails to seduce her into his bed. It helps set a compelling tone for the kind of Tony Stark this series will be dealing with, namely one who can't seduce beautiful women as easily as flashing a charming smile and a wad of bills. But as compelling as this Tony Stark is, the conflicts surrounding him are less thrilling.

While Tony is enjoying his date, another sub-plot is unfolding with Madam Masque. It's as generic a sub-plot as can happen in the Marvel Universe. A well-known villain steals something valuable from a well-known location. In this case, it's Madam Masque and the well-known location is Latveria, the one-stop shop for every generic high-stakes theft. There's not much about this sub-plot to get excited about, but it is an excuse for Tony to test out his new armor so it more than serves its purpose.

Beyond that purpose, there isn't much progression with the story. Tony doesn't even get to shoot anything in his new armor, which for him is like driving a Ferrari under the speed limit on the highway. There's an effort at a shocking ending, but it feels forced. Without having much reason to care about Madam Masque or what she's doing, the only thing this conflict accomplishes is robbing Tony of a chance to score with another beautiful woman.

Even if Tony Stark does strike out in this issue, Invincible Iron Man #1 sets an intriguing tone for his character. His inherent vulnerabilities, coupled with his current situation, put him in a position where being a genius just isn't enough. No amount of genius will build around the revelations surrounding his parents or the extent to which he's alienated his friends. He's still arrogant, but he's trying to avoid instances where his genius does more harm than good. Compared to the man who invented ski-masks, he's still got a long ways to go.

Final Score: 7 out of 10

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Strangers In Paradise Chapter 19: Pain and Sacrifice is LIVE!


It took me longer than I hoped. You can thank unexpected complications and the New York Comic Con for that. But I still did it. I updated Strangers In Paradise. I know. I know. I'm a sick son-of-a-bitch for making readers wait nearly a month for the next chapter. I ended Chapter 18 with such a juicy teaser that I should be locked in a public restroom at a Jets game with no air freshener for not updating sooner. But between the delays Marvel has had with Secret Wars and the delays DC had with Forever Evil and Convergence, I think I deserve some credit. It's not like I pulled a Bryan Hitch or anything.

But it's true. This chapter is the culmination of Superman and Wonder Woman's struggle in this story. First, they came together in their youth. Second, they found each other years later after so many obstacles. Third, they built a powerful, meaningful relationship despite those obstacles. Now, in the final test of their struggle together, they must trust in each other completely to overcome a threat that was born from both their worlds.

Lex Luthor has usurped the power of the gods. He willingly cooperated with Ares and Apollo in a plot to overthrow Olympus. Had he been like the many mortals of myth, they might have succeeded. But Lex Luthor is no ordinary mortal. He's the smartest, most ruthless mortal that the gods have ever dealt with. They thought they could control him. They were wrong. In the end, it was Luthor who manipulated them. Now, he has both the Annihilator Armor and the power of Erebus at his disposal. Now, he's set to unleash this power on the world and take his rightful place as the true Man of Tomorrow.

The only ones standing in his way now are Superman and Wonder Woman. They stand as the final obstacle between Lex Luthor and ultimate triumph. But if they're to stand a chance, they'll need to trust in both each other and the influence they've had on those around them. Superman and Wonder Woman dared to defy the traditions of those around them, be it the people of Metropolis or the Amazons. They dared to show that love, trust, and understanding can be more powerful than hatred, fear, and mistrust. Will those efforts pay off? That's what this final battle will reveal.


The final battle is here, but the impact it makes has only begun. That impact will affect more than Superman and Wonder Woman. While this is a critical test in their relationship in terms of sharing each others' burdens, it is also a major turning point for those around them. What will this mean for Wonder Woman's exile? What will this mean for Olympus? What will this mean for Clark Kent? Those are all questions that will be answered in time. But for now, the big battle is here. And it's shows Superman and Wonder Woman at their best. Nuff said!

Saturday, October 10, 2015

My Trip to New York Comic Con 2015

Today, I can finally say I've crossed something important off my bucket list. Among the highest items on my list (right up there with getting a date from Jennifer Lawrence) was to attend the New York Comic Con. For the past few years, a lot of things kept me from doing so and not all of them have to do with being too hung over. This year, I didn't let anything get in my way. No hangovers. No ex-girlfriends. No parking tickets. Nothing. This year, I went to New York and attended the comic con. And it was one of the most enjoyable experiences of my life. I had so much fun. I met so many people. It was truly an amazing experience

Below, are just a few of the pictures I took to savor the experience. It's only a fraction of the awesome shit I saw at this place. I hope to see much more next year!

It was a long walk to the Javitz Center. Felt like entering the opposite of Mount Mordor.
Waiting outside. Actually much more crowded than it looks.
Batfleck's armor. Couldn't protect him from divorce though.
The first pic I took when I entered. I had SUCH an erection!
Naturally, Star Wars was a big deal. And this got everyone's attention.
Is the Hulkbuster supposed to look that cute?
Iron Man was on display at Marvel's booth. Thank you Robert Downy Jr.!
Silk is adapting to life outside the bunker very well.
Wonder Woman's movie costume. Can't imagine how awesome it looked on Gal.
I bet I could fit into that costume. It would look goofy. I wouldn't care.
Love seeing Batgirl represented. Can't have too many awesome redheads!
Me at the Star Wars fandom panel. Lots of Stormtroopers. Not enough Slave Leias.
Stan Lee dropped by. How nice of him!
Some things are untouchable, no matter what Marvel does to fuck them up.
X-23 is a popular costume. Can't wait to see her in Wolverine's classic duds.
The Mario Brothers must have found a warp tube.
One of MANY Spider-Gwens.
Slave Leias. The only thing that makes me wish I were a fat slug.
Marvel might not like them, but some couples endure like the Phoenix.
So many Wonder Women. So many wonders to explore.
How the fuck does he see where he's going?
That's Yoda made out of jelly beans. Nuff said!
Proof binge-watching can foster creativity!
Anyone up for some Blitzball?
Lots of art. Not all of it NSFW. Much of it still awesome.
Jubilee was well-represented, as she should with a movie coming out.
Jim Shooter holding up my copy of Uncanny X-men #137. I almost fainted.
Chris Claremont holding up my copy of Uncanny X-men #137. I did faint.
Perfect Kingpin cos-player. Almost gave him my wallet out of intimidation.
She-Devil with a sword and sexy costume.
One of a few Jedi. Were many more Sith.
Movie magic in action, minus the bullshit CGI.
Darth Vader made of jelly beans. Nuff said!
The crowded line into artist ally.
A true example of BFFs.
Black Widow may not have a movie, but she has awesome cos-players.
Squirrel Girl adding some cuddly ambiance to Comic Con.
Don't know what the teddy bear was for. Was too in awe to ask.
Boba Fett always attracts a crowd.
Unless you saw cartoons in the 90s, this was creepy as fuck.
I salute you ladies!
Wonder Woman epic win.
Anyone else feel like listening to Huey Lewis?
The Captain Kirk in me was very aroused.
Archer fans will know why this is awesome.
Wonder Women fill me with wonder (among other things).
Ultimate is fucked, but the awesome of the costumes endure.
Captain Marvel has a very loyal following.
Marty McFly looks at me like I banged his mom.
More Storm. Less Inhumans. I like it!
Not many Hawkgirls. Was too afraid to tell her.
Classic Ms. Marvel still awesome as hell.
Artist Alley was the epicenter of geeking out.
Yes. BoJack Horsemen has fans like this. Seriously.
Video games inspire more than shitty hashtags.
That's actually a manikin and not a cos-player. It was hard to tell the difference.
Anybody else remember the 90s?
I smell a team-up!
The only time I wish I were an Italian plumber.