Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Amazing Spider-Man #698 Spoiler - Spoiling Your Thanksgiving Appetite

It's been a long time since I ever talked about a Spider-Man comic and for good reason. After One More Day, I basically shrugged my shoulders, threw up a little, got drunk, and moved onto other comics that didn't involve characters making deals with the devil or retconning 20 years worth of comics. And while I rarely pass up an opportunity to knock Peter Parker for his bullshit, I do keep up with Amazing Spider-Man from time to time. Even I'm not drunk enough to deny that Spider-Island was awesome. But with Amazing Spider-Man closing in on it's big #700 and poised for a relaunch under the very douchy sounding Superior Spider-Man logo, Marvel knows they have to do something big. Well like butt-ugly oil tycoon at a gold diggers convention, Dan Slott stood up and said "I could hit that!"


Dan Slott has already publically stated that he will probably have to go into hiding after Amazing Spider-Man #698. And earlier today, we found out why because scans of the issue were leaked online. Now I'm of the opinion that if you don't want spoilers, you shouldn't be browsing the internet in the first place. Aside from internet porn, we use the web to spoil ourselves rotten in ways that our ancestors could only dream of! As such, I've decided to get in on the act. This is a pretty big freakin' deal for anyone who has ever had a slight interest in Spider-Man. So here's one last warning. If you don't want to be spoiled, do NOT scroll down.      

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  Given that Marvel already did an elaborate gimmick about the death of Peter Parker, I'm not exactly banging my head against a brick wall. I do enough of that shit whenever Hope Summers is featured in a comic. But for die-hard Spider-Man fans, please be gentle on yourselves. You're only emboldening Marvel when they get such a crazy reaction. Then again, if it's crazy enough maybe they'll think twice about where they go with this. Who knows? But that's my spoiler for the day. Hope you enjoyed it! I try not to do it too often, but this was one instance where I just couldn't resist! Nuff said!

7 comments:

  1. THEY'VE SWITCHED HIM WITH DR. OCTOPUS?!! This is the second dumbest thing Marvel has done. The first was giving the guy claws. The third was retconning his history with Mephisto. Effing Marvel is ridiculous.

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  2. Hey Moron, why would you read a story about spoiling the spiderman story and then be shocked by finding a spoiler. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  3. this thread is a hilarious reason why comments are so worth reading sometimes.

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    1. Agreed! Some people just live to bitch and moan and they'll go out of their way to get pissed to do it. It's hilarious even if it seriously makes you question your faith in the human race.

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  4. Jack,

    You could warn readers with the generally accepted " (Spolier Alert) ". Lets not get unprofessional over this. You are not the first Blogger to make a mistake and recieve criticism. Its how you grow as a writer. Think about it

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    1. How much clearer can he make it!!? He actually put up the spoiler AND explained it TO NOT SCROLL DOWN!, spaced it waaaaaaaaay out from his main article, and shrunk the freaking pic!! The second commenter is a Moron LORD! Period! Heck! He even had to click the pic to read what was on it and now he's complaining!!? TFOH!!!!

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