There are a great many mortal dangers in the Marvel universe that are right up there with being devoured by Galactus or crushed by Thanos. Dangers such as giving She-Hulk a bikini wax, stealing Wolverine's liquor, or just having red hair and green are everywhere. But another major danger is being on Maria Hill's bad side. Given how sensitive the Marvel Universe has become to fucking up the timeline, it's only logical that she would be extra pissed upon finding out that Beast has been doing just that. That puts him in almost as much danger in X-men Battle of the Atom.
Three parts in and so far X-men Battle of the Atom has delivered a variety of awesome more diverse than a Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion. After ditching the present and future X-men, O5 Cyclops and Jean Grey have now met up with Cyclops and his revolutionary team in the ruins of Utopia. At the same time, Maria Hill is catching up on the Beast's latest temporal fuck-up. And since the meth hasn't worn off, I've gathered some preview images from a couple of sites and offered it here on my humble blog. Now if only my skin would stop burning I might be able to enjoy it.
There's nothing all that telling here, other than Maria Hill entering the conflict in Battle of the Atom. It's not clear what role she'll play, but given that she has a serious pussy boner for throwing Cyclops in jail it makes sense that she gets involved. That and it finally gives O5 Jean and O5 Cyclops a chance to sit down with the guy that Beast claimed would cause a mutant genocide. It also puts O5 Jean in close proximity to Emma Frost, the woman who would eventually steal her husband after she dies the second time. Anyone with even a slight taste for lesbian porn should be turned on by that prospect. I'll certainly keep a bottle of lube handy when this issue comes out next week and I'll also be sure to review. My penis is already looking forward to it. Nuff said!